'Ding Life
Welcome
Welcome to the freshpanted dinglets, and welcome back to the remaining Fellowship of the Ding.
This section of the website is the RUMHC bible, the first step and the last stop for the information essential to a cracking time.
Every conceivable piece of information is supplied here. From chewing to the Committee, from our favourite watering holes to Bussie's strict voyaging laws.
But if you remember anything from these hallowed pages, it should be this: Imbibing is paramount. The Committee (or Council of the Wise) and the Elders have been rigorously trained to ensure that all wearers of the prized Deloitte shirts will drink to excess. As such, refusing a committee member's drinking request will be seen as club suicide.
Instead, embrace the consumption. Show the beverage who is the master. In fact, chew it! After all, practice makes perfect and by the time you emerge blinking into the big wide world, the eternal skill of nailing 540ml of beverage will surely be in your back pocket, even if it is with £10,000 of debt.